Tour Tales

  • Punctures: 0
  • Mechanicals: 0
  • Wardrobe Malfunctions: 1
    • Terry's rain cover wouldn't fit over the panniers with the kitchen sink in them.
  • Crashes: 2
    • DML: checking GPS, looks good...hmm, this button, that button, check, bang, ****!, giggles all round, thank you very much.
    • Terry: slow turn, nice and slow, slowly, ****!, too slow, better get up as there's a car coming
  • Free pizzas: 1
  • Tour Songs: 2
    • Baz: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
    • Terry: I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
  • Worst Hill: Locronan
  • Worst Evening: Quimper...McDonalds...stopped serving beer 5 minutes before Baz and Terry arrived. Ouch.
  • Worst 8 Hours: The ferry back to Blighty