- Punctures: 0
- Mechanicals: 0
- Wardrobe Malfunctions: 1
- Terry's rain cover wouldn't fit over the panniers with the kitchen sink in them.
- Crashes: 2
- DML: checking GPS, looks good...hmm, this button, that button, check, bang, ****!, giggles all round, thank you very much.
- Terry: slow turn, nice and slow, slowly, ****!, too slow, better get up as there's a car coming
- Free pizzas: 1
- Tour Songs: 2
- Baz: Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
- Terry: I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester
- Worst Hill: Locronan
- Worst Evening: Quimper...McDonalds...stopped serving beer 5 minutes before Baz and Terry arrived. Ouch.
- Worst 8 Hours: The ferry back to Blighty